Month: September 2001Page 1 of 2

The former IMF-World Bank,

The former IMF-World Bank, now anti-war/pro-justice protests are scheduled to start in an hour. And the only thought in my head is how the police are going to…

Shut up. You try

Shut up. You try and be coherent when you’re this tired.

Someone slap a piece

Someone slap a piece of duct tape on George’s mouth, please. Since the day he was elected (okay, maybe 50 days after he was barely elected), he has…

I can’t read the

I can’t read the national news any more. Yikes! I used the ‘r’ word… I’m sorry. *slap* bad monkey, bad All it does is annoy the hell out…

Someone send me a

Someone send me a pair of wire cutters. Please. And I’ll stand on the District border, and stop each car that approaches. First I’ll snip the wires leading…

I do so love

I do so love torturing my mother. She has a slight heart attack reading the language I use here sometimes. Kind of funny considering the language I use…

The city was unnaturally

The city was unnaturally dead this past weekend. Well, sort of. Eastern Market was as crowded as ever. But I heard some vendors complaining about a lack of…

you gotta wonder about

you gotta wonder about any society where companies can spend millions of dollars on advertising paper towels.

me? a bit vitriolic?

me? a bit vitriolic? could be.

I may be getting

I may be getting old. I can feel the weather in my broken ankle. Like some blue-haired, chain-smoking, old woman predicting a hurricane. At least I’m not as…

This woman sat down

This woman sat down next to me on the subway today. An amazingly beautiful woman. Thin, athletic body. Quirky smile. Worn out jeans, boots, and small white T-shirt….

Can someone explain to

Can someone explain to me why there are jets flyin over DC, which is a no-fly zone at the moment?

I could really learn

I could really learn to fuckin hate these helicopyers…er helicopters. (no, I havent been drinkin. And I don’t see the pink elephants dancing in my window.) With spelling…

and she’s purty too.

and she’s purty too.

I’m at work today.

I’m at work today. Which means of course, I am stressed. Unreasonable clients with their oxymoronic requests. Coworkers, traffic, bills, cold weather, bad food, long hours, … life….

It happened that…

“It happened that a fire broke out backstage in a theater. The clown came out to inform the public. They thought it was just a jest and applauded….

hmmm… “Independence Day” was

hmmm… “Independence Day” was scheduled to be broadcast tonight. but for some strange reason they decided to show “Mrs. Doubtfire”

God Gave U.S. ‘What

God Gave U.S. ‘What We Deserve,’ Falwell Says Satan called, Jerry. He says Timothy McViegh has already claimed you and Pat as ‘his bitches’. Emotional Fucking Rape. That’s…

I can’t say it

I can’t say it any better. Brother, if you don’t mind… Edited on Sept 15, 2011: Link no longer works. Removed.

I’m beginning to think

I’m beginning to think I live in a war zone. At least, that’s the impression the local militia would have you … have. Cordoned off entire blocks surrounding…