Month: November 2001Page 1 of 3

Bush pushes legal fight against terrorism

“We’re an open society, but we’re at war,” Bush told the federal district attorneys. “We must not let foreign enemies use the forms of liberty to destroy liberty…

Now Portland Comes In

Law enforcement officers in the rest of the nation are questioning foreigners about their possible knowledge of terrorist activities. But Kroeker, worried about civil rights violations, has said…

Good people are concerned

Good people are concerned about: homelessness the environment pollution global warming AIDS equality recycling violence corruption moral decay the state of youth sexual deviancy representation inflation servitude enlightenment…

Apply a little mental

Apply a little mental energy to this one and tell me what you come up with: In order to prevent telemarketers from calling you and harassing you, companies…

40,000,000. 40 million.

40,000,000. 40 million.

Oh thats much better.

Oh thats much better. The Washington Monument and the Mall is covered in a red glow. Mother nature is a sick puppy.

Okay, okay. To be

Okay, okay. To be more specific, the sky isn’t dark enough. Not where it normally becomes. By now it is should be black. But what I see out…

It is 10:52 p.m.

It is 10:52 p.m. on November 27th in the Northern Hemisphere. Confirm something for me. Shouldn’t the sky be dark now?

Russia’s Last Major Independent

Russia’s Last Major Independent TV Station Dissolved The Russian version of the Clean Act.

There are just some

There are just some stupid people in this world. Just passed a TV report about books, where they were examining book-ends. Those things that hold up books on…

‘Harry’ and The Nation

‘Harry’ and The Nation Of Dweebs Halleluhiah Brother, preach it!!

FBI – Major Investigations

FBI – Major Investigations – Amerithrax Am I the only one who finds this logo extremely distasteful and high offensive? Shit like like makes me ashamed to be…

Washington, DC: Not a

Washington, DC: Not a Pretty Site (or sight) Slightly musty, but very accurate and enjoyable.

Stamp Backlash Worries Muslims

Stamp Backlash Worries Muslims Mekeel’s and Stamps Magazine, a weekly philatelic newsletter, ran editorials this month and last month against using the Eid stamp, citing the terrorist attacks….

And the word phrase

And the word phrase of the day is: “Promotional Considerations”

So the Taliban has

So the Taliban has surrendered. Or sday they will. Do you believe it yet? Yesterday… 24 hours ago; they said they would never surrender. I remember them saying…

okay… just shut the

okay… just shut the fuck up. We don’t need a world trade center eulogy at the beginning of the freakin Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. These disasterS (with three…

Smokers Told to Fetter

Smokers Told to Fetter Their Fumes Next week, we outlaw fat women who leave the house in pea-green stretch pants.

“These are the words

These are the words that will infect your soul, curve your spine and bring, God help us, peace without honor. – George Carlin

“Nobody should write with

Nobody should write with an audience in mind. That way lies only mediocrity. – Warren Ellis