Month: December 2001

I’ve gotta get a

I’ve gotta get a lot more annoying. I haven’t upset anyone into posting comments in a while.

I am tired as

I am tired as shit. Keep your comments to yourself. This day just did not want to be. It raced through itself, accomplishing little, and meaning less. Even…

Don’t mind me. Again,

Don’t mind me. Again, I have nothing to say. But it’s either this or I fold my laundry. And well… we know that isn’t going to happen. Hell,…

No wonder I am

No wonder I am having personality seizures. My apartment is clean, damnit.

As you can see

As you can see from my eloquent and precise use of the American-English language, I am a honored graduate of the New York Educational System. Wanna see my…

Insert babbleing here. cause,

Insert babbleing here. cause, ya see, I made a psuedo-promise a few months ago that wI would post things here even if I had nothing to say, but…

The US pulls out

The US pulls out of the ABM treaty, while Russia calls it a mistake. Argentia faces a general strike. Afganastan would implode if there was anything left of…

What the hell happened

What the hell happened to today? My whole sense of time just shifted. Since I forgot to do my laundry last night, I dragged my butt out of…

Worst-Case Scenario: The U.S. Has None

Imagine the unimaginable: The president, in the White House, the vice president, at the National Observatory, and all Cabinet members, in their respective agency headquarters, are killed in…

Big Stink Over a Simple Link

In a letter to a consultant in Britain who runs a personal website that has not been especially nice to KPMG, the company said it had discovered a…

Man picked up outside White House had knife and truck loaded with weapons

The man then volunteered that he had more weapons, directing officers to his parked truck opposite the Treasury Department on the far side of the White House complex….

Ashcroft, Canadian leaders hail agreement to bolster border security

“Ashcroft said the use of the National Guard troops will be a temporary measure to assist Border Patrol personnel overtaxed by heightened security measures put in place after…

Bush cyber-security adviser wants

Bush cyber-security adviser wants Internet users to get free security software What did I just say? This bodes ill. Am I the only one that becomees suspicious when…

Microsoft admits flaw in

Microsoft admits flaw in Passport Yet another reason to never believe anyone who’s marketing strategy is “Trust me!”

I looked at my

I looked at my reflection in the elevator button panel. And of course I thought… “Damn, I’m beautiful.” Maybe I need to cut back on the sugar. I…

Happy Birthday. (That smile

Happy Birthday. (That smile must run in their family)

This is World AIDS

This is World AIDS Day. This is a shitty day. This is they day we cannot allow ourselves to forget the people living and dieing with these diseases….