Month: May 2005
My sister may be suffering from penis envy. Or… wallet envy. Whatever. The basic idea is that I have something at the moment, that she doesn’t. And in…
Happy Birthday to Me. Happy Birthday to Me. Happy Birthday Dear Me. Happy Birthday to Me. Oh my God… my mom should so hate me for waking her…
I think salespeople are the last humans on earth who still email people Word files as a default method of communication. As if putting the text in the…
My sister is frequently too self-righteous and pig-headed for her own good. I called to offer her a free computer last night, since I knew of a cache…