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I am now taking applications for a new filthy assistant to accompany me to the Adams Morgan Street Festival on Sunday. Tonto is currently off in the far…
Note to my friends: “You’re all completely fucking nuts; and should be rounded up and shipped to Guam where you can spend years working in their fish cannery.”…
Someone bought me a scale for Christmas. I dunno if this was supposed to be a hint. But if so, it backfired. I was surprised 6 months ago…
Congratulate me… for I am once again a poor slob. (Normally I make a comfortable living as a slob). But tonight I mailed off my last payment on…