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“You Can Have Bigger, Fuller Breasts Naturally!” Well, now. This email greatly releaved me. No more half-A cup for me.

“no, because in actuality i am not a stalker, but rather the orgasm fairy, here to deliver upon you many many orgasms.” — Brian Wood, Artist, Deisgner, Pimp,…

As you can see from my eloquent and precise use of the American-English language, I am a honored graduate of the New York Educational System. Wanna see my…

There are just some stupid people in this world. Just passed a TV report about books, where they were examining book-ends. Those things that hold up books on…

hmmm… “Independence Day” was scheduled to be broadcast tonight. but for some strange reason they decided to show “Mrs. Doubtfire”

Out of Body — Back in Ten Minutes

Damn, I’m slow. If I don’t watch it, they are going to revoke my pervert credentials. It took me this long to realise how suggestive the name of…

there is something inherently sick in getting up 2 days in a row at 6 AM for no reason.