male prostitute | 08/05/07

You know I get no end of joy out of watching the prostitutes as I walk home late at night. Flambouyant doesn’t even begin to describe them. Is ‘miamiviceish’ a word?

But last night as I walked back from the metro around 3:00, a big, black SUV pulled up near me, and the two attractive women inside asked me if I was doing okay. To think I look like a male hooker is probably the least likley thing you can imagine.

(The only other possibility I can come up with is that the sexual come-on was just a lure for some less enjoyable event. But we won’t think about that.)

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it was the yellow shirt.…

- Added by pookie on August 7, 2007 02:03 PM

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Patrick Calder grew up in central NY and moved to Washington, DC in 1997, where he now lives with his attack cat Pixel.

Patrick is the founder and proprietor of The Design Foundry, a graphic design studio that produces brochures, websites, reports, logos, and more for a wide range of clients in every public and private sector.

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