"Nope. He's with his father."
"What are you doing tonight?"
"Nothing, just relaxing. You?"
"Nothing special."
5 minutes later...
"Want to stop for a drink?"
"Sorry, I have to get home and pay the babysitter."
Man, that kid got home fast. I wouldn't feel as bad if this was the first time I've tried this.
Masochism. It's what's for dinner.
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