Facts of Life

July 20, 2006 12:52 AM | Comments (0) | Category: reference

IMO. The soles start wearing down in less than a week. The padding collapses in a month. And the body tears away from the sole. Good boots should stick with you for longer than 6 months. I also used to buy the cheap TeVa knock-offs from Walmart and Kmart once a year. They would last me 1 good season before the straps decayed and the soles split down the middle. Then I got stuck in an overpriced department store that only had the real thing, so I plopped down $60 for a fucking pair of sandals. And they lasted me 7 years, before the smell and street-grime build-up got to be too much. Really... never fuck with your feet or your throat, because they will both wear out the entire rest of your body damn quick, and make you suffer.

3. Toilet Paper - It probably ought to go without saying... but do you really wanna be rubbing something the consistency of construction paper across your backside on a regular basis?

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