quotes: February 2004 Archives

"No, I will not crochet you an angora vibrator cozy for Christmas. Christmas is evil and bad."

-- Suzannah Breslin

"a heavily made-up woman whose affections seem to be negotiable."

-- Natalie MacLean

About the Person

Patrick Calder is a graphic designer living in Washington, DC with one attack cat. He owns and operates The Design Foundry, a design studio in downtown DC. He takes pictures in his free time, and dreams of one day being an adult.

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