sex: February 2002 Archives

women. females. the unknown sex. girls.

They're all full of shit.

Talking with a woman I work with, ...

"Do you have your son this weekend?"

"Nope. He's with his father."

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Nothing, just relaxing. You?"

"Nothing special."

5 minutes later...

"Want to stop for a drink?"

"Sorry, I have to get home and pay the babysitter."

Man, that kid got home fast. I wouldn't feel as bad if this was the first time I've tried this.

Masochism. It's what's for dinner.