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“Russian satellites have discovered a river flowing 700 feet under the Sahara. It carries enough water to supply 50,000 people and is said to surge with ‘colossal power'”
— Ananova
Shades of Jules Verne’s Journey to the Center of the Earth.
Yes, you should read it, runt.