“No, I will not crochet you an angora vibrator cozy for Christmas. Christmas is evil and bad.”
“a heavily made-up woman whose affections seem to be negotiable.”
Please keep in mind that this post is more than 3 years old. Opinions change. Tastes change. Everything changes. I may still agree with this, or like this, or I may not. But everything is kept up here for archival purposes.