“Nearly 3,000 new luxury cars on board a carrier ship which sank in the English Channel are almost certainly write-offs, salvage experts have said.

There is some evil little guy on my left shoulder reveling in all this. Any dumbass who spends the equivilant of a small country’s GDP on a gas guzzeling, poluting, wreck of a mode of transit deserves to see it end up at the bottom of the English Channel.