If you have to finish all your emails explaining how they are not truly Spam, then they are Spam.
If you base your defense about how they’re not Spam on legislation pending in Congress, you’re stupid. Congress can talk about killing whitey and shafting the spics. Nothing they say matters until it is passed as law.
And what fucking possible good can there be to your product if you have to lie, cheat, and deceive people to even get them to read about it. Americans are sheep and will put up with an obscene amount of advertising, but don’t screw with their minds and not expect them to come after you with Pa’s shotgun.