There are just some stupid people in this world.
Just passed a TV report about books, where they were examining book-ends. Those things that hold up books on your shelves.
And the host said she really liked this particular set of bookends because, since they were ceramic, they didn’t involve the killing of trees.
If you can’t figure out why that is so incredibly idiotic, then just shut up and go back to picking the lint from your toes.