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The two most recent photos in my flickr feed. I find the juxtaposition kind of funny. I like my life. I love ‘my’ women.
Sometimes girls go gay when drunk. Sometimes gays go girl when drunk. – Clayton Cubitt Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. –…
Thought I shared this a while ago, but it came up again in reading today: There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion….
Based on my viewings of LA Ink (hawt women tattooing people) and Satisfaction (australian showtime drama about a brothel), Netflix recommends I watch Murder She Wrote. okay…
I have lived in this apartment for 11 years. And until today, it never occurred to me that the 7-11 around the corner would have Slurpees.
#1 – Nothing is as difficult as you think it is or remember it was. #2 – You know you’re getting old when you injure yourself peeling an…
Observed: A good measure of how badly I need a haircut is just how ridiculous I look when I wake up in the morning.
I took this about a block from my apartment yesterday. I was getting out of the house for a mental break, and thinking that I needed to photograph…
Patrick CALDER was born on 08 January 1898 in Ashgrove, Elgin, Morayshire, Scotland, died on 08 August 1918 in France at age 20, and was buried in 1918…
I think the buses, they hate me. There was my previous run-in, out in Bethesda, with a mini Ride-on. (I’ll add a link to the story, as soon…
Happy Birthday to Me. Happy Birthday to Me. Happy Birthday Dear Me. Happy Birthday to Me. Oh my God… my mom should so hate me for waking her…
Trust me; It’s more meaningful than it looks: Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first…
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There’s omish people on the subway, the other day. While picking up my glasses in Pentagon City, the former Secretary of State walked up behind me. My laptop…
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Fifty, baby! It’s all about me.
i have no words…
I think I have fulfilled one of my lifelong goals, with this comment I received today: I know I needed the laugh and believe it or not u…