The man then volunteered that he had more weapons, directing officers to his parked truck opposite the Treasury Department on the far side of the White House complex. Officers found an SKS assault rifle in plain view on the front seat, Mackin said. Also in the truck, which had Idaho Continue Reading
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Ashcroft, Canadian leaders hail agreement to bolster border security
“Ashcroft said the use of the National Guard troops will be a temporary measure to assist Border Patrol personnel overtaxed by heightened security measures put in place after the terrorist attacks. “It’s not a militarization of the border or a fortification of the border,” Ashcroft said. For what the Justice Continue Reading
Bush cyber-security adviser wants
Bush cyber-security adviser wants Internet users to get free security software What did I just say? This bodes ill. Am I the only one that becomees suspicious when the government advocates forcing people to install certian pieces of software on their computer? It’s not incredibly brilliant in execution anyway. Right Continue Reading
Bush pushes legal fight against terrorism
“We’re an open society, but we’re at war,” Bush told the federal district attorneys. “We must not let foreign enemies use the forms of liberty to destroy liberty itself.” — George W. Bush, Jr. After all, we wouldn’t wanna treat these damn foriegners like they’re human or anything. What would Continue Reading
Now Portland Comes In
Law enforcement officers in the rest of the nation are questioning foreigners about their possible knowledge of terrorist activities. But Kroeker, worried about civil rights violations, has said his officers will not join in this task. His is the only police agency in the country to refuse to cooperate for Continue Reading
Russia’s Last Major Independent
Russia’s Last Major Independent TV Station Dissolved The Russian version of the Clean Act.
‘Harry’ and The Nation
‘Harry’ and The Nation Of Dweebs Halleluhiah Brother, preach it!!
FBI – Major Investigations
FBI – Major Investigations – Amerithrax Am I the only one who finds this logo extremely distasteful and high offensive? Shit like like makes me ashamed to be a designer.
Washington, DC: Not a
Washington, DC: Not a Pretty Site (or sight) Slightly musty, but very accurate and enjoyable.
Stamp Backlash Worries Muslims
Stamp Backlash Worries Muslims Mekeel’s and Stamps Magazine, a weekly philatelic newsletter, ran editorials this month and last month against using the Eid stamp, citing the terrorist attacks. The newsletter urged Muslims and others to instead support the United We Stand stamp, which depicts a U.S. flag. Last weekend, the Continue Reading
And the word phrase
And the word phrase of the day is: “Promotional Considerations”
So the Taliban has
So the Taliban has surrendered. Or sday they will. Do you believe it yet? Yesterday… 24 hours ago; they said they would never surrender. I remember them saying they had no idea where Osama bin Laden is. This was about a day or two before they offered to turn him Continue Reading
Smokers Told to Fetter
Smokers Told to Fetter Their Fumes Next week, we outlaw fat women who leave the house in pea-green stretch pants.
Reality check: The algebra
Reality check: The algebra of infinite justice
Europe Goes After the
Europe Goes After the Cookie Why did this get to be such a big story? Europe is not banning cookies. They are going to require that web site’s get permission before placing them on a user’s computer. This feature is already present in all major browsers. Europe would simply be Continue Reading
French say U.S. Yahoo
French say U.S. Yahoo ruling poses extremism risk How soon before the first war starts over Internet content? I don’t think it will be pretty, wether it’s fought with bullets or bytes. For now, no. You can’t allow a country to have any authority over the content on a web Continue Reading
Let not the legions
Let not the legions of Rome enter her walls.
Bush, Putin Agree to
Bush, Putin Agree to Slash Nuclear Arms Ignoring the political bullshit at the end, and the very fact that these agreements mean essentially nothing in the real world as far as military and destructive capabilities, this is still one of the few stories I have read that has made me Continue Reading
Health group targets Coke
Health group targets Coke over Harry Potter Okay. I hate big corporations as much as your next wannabe hippie redneck. But attacking Coca-Cola over their partnership with Harry Potter? Please just pull your head out of your ass and say what you want, damnit. This is blatant opportunism to exploit Continue Reading
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