Month: August 2001

AOL sued for language

AOL sued for language in chat rooms Of all the ignorant, idiotic, overbearing, close-minded, tea-tottling, militaristic, bone-headed, asanine moves… An American citizen sueing a company based in the…

Powerball is up again.

Powerball is up again. Somewhere around 280,000,000 USD. And since it hit a hundred million, I’ve been playing. Like a lot of people, I think about what I…

The very first woman

The very first woman to run for the presidency of the United States was Victoria Claflin Woodhull in 1872. She ran on a platform of free love, women’s…

Let no one every

Let no one every say my boss doesn’t appreciate his employees. Walked into my office today and handed me a whole box of Cat5 cables. So I will…

Helms set to opt

Helms set to opt out of Senate race And the world breathes a collective sigh of relief.

The only problem

The only problem with drinking all this water that’s supposed to be so good for you is that you constantly need to pee.

D.C. Police Brace for

D.C. Police Brace for Next Month’s IMF Protests Bah! That’s all the intellectual effort that the DC police deserve. Of all the ignorant, power-tripping, bull-headed people in the…

There is a woman

There is a woman laying in a hospital somewhere in Pennsylvania. I’ve never met her and don’t even know her first name. But what I know of her…

For those of you

For those of you who need to get a life, you may have noticed the succession of names this little diatribe has taken. The current incarnation is “Shakespear’s…

Imagine you’re a man.

Imagine you’re a man. Work too much, spend too little time with your family. But you’re fooling around with a younger woman. She’s not bad looking. She cooks…

Everyone should know

Everyone should know of all information that others have deemed unfit for public knowledge. – Author Unknown

I’ve got this nasty

I’ve got this nasty feeling that someday my museings here are going to come back to bite me on the ass. All these commentaries and babblings are so…

There is a dark

There is a dark storm flowing across the city tonight. I could barely take a step in it and was a mess by the time I got out….