One for all the teeny-bopper activists out there:
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hitman blowjob
best comic discussion comment ever: I’ve never put out for comics before … but if someone would give me a full run of “Hitman,” I’d give’em a big sloppy blowjob.
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different
Why do we do stupid shit? Why do I buy a bath tub mat? Because my bath tub is made out of a material that stains too easily. If we have the ability to make a silky shirt that is essentially bullet proof, I don’t believe for a second they Continue Reading
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Rumesfeld meets Saddam
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Future City Museum
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Snow
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow… I had plans today. Eastern Market. Hopefully pick up the photo from Joe. Check out the pet store. And groceries of course. Haven’t had fresh food in nearly a month now. Getting a little sick of peanut butter. But this snow Continue Reading
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Penn Gillette
” Last Thursday I was flying to LA on the Midnight flight. I went through security my usual sour stuff. I beeped, of course, and was shuttled to the “toss-em” line. A security guy came over. I assumed the position. I had a button up shirt on that was untucked. Continue Reading
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Sin
I finally went to the Animal Shelter last week, looking for a cat. And I was right; the right one just stands out. As soon as I saw her, I was in love with this animal. A beautiful cinnamon-colored Abyssinian. I only hope I can get her. They still have Continue Reading
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self-improvement
Scales and weight.
Someone bought me a scale for Christmas. I dunno if this was supposed to be a hint. But if so, it backfired. I was surprised 6 months ago to find out I hadn’t changed weight since college. And when I was given the scale last month, I immediately checked again, Continue Reading
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Stupid Spam
If you have to finish all your emails explaining how they are not truly Spam, then they are Spam. If you base your defense about how they’re not Spam on legislation pending in Congress, you’re stupid. Congress can talk about killing whitey and shafting the spics. Nothing they say matters Continue Reading
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Mom’s Christmas Tree
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Christmas
2 dvds: Three Kings and As Good as it Gets 3 cds: Joan Osbourne – Early Recordings; Allanis Morrisette – Jagged Little Pill; Grosse Pointe Blank Soundtrack 1 book: Beyond This Horizon by Robert Heinlein 2 calendars Coca Cola stuff: bottle, gummy bears, tin sign, vintage ads, painted glass marble Continue Reading