At the Pentagon, Urgent Resolve To Honor Dead (washingtonpost.com) Okay… ummm… STOP WITH THE FUCKING MEMORIALS! You can’t die in this country without someone wanting to erect a slab of rock in recognition of the fact you knew how to blow your nose. If god forbid I should ever become Continue Reading
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News: Microsoft: Stop leaking
News: Microsoft: Stop leaking bug code! Microsoft really needs to bite my ass. They can start complaining about people releasing information about how to hack into their products as soon as they release products that are not the most bug riddled things on earth. If it weren’t for their dominant Continue Reading
U.S. Inquiry Is Under
U.S. Inquiry Is Under Way on Online Music Business
Hey… I was ahead
Hey… I was ahead of the curve, by what… 12 hours? I feel special. Or at least, that’s the term my doctor uses to describe me.
You fucking wimps. (These
You fucking wimps. (These particular morons live in Stratton, Ohio, but I speak to every person who lets shit like this happen.) The reader’s digest version: Stratton, OH requires all people going door-to-door to get a permit from the town hall. To do so they must give their names and Continue Reading
I was just stepping
I was just stepping out of the shower when I heard the bombing began. This is going to be one of those evnts filed away under “I remember where I was when…”. Causse I don’t believe this is going to be as simple as it has been. Are things going Continue Reading
Yup. I can see
Yup. I can see Dave Thomas gettin sued soon, by Microsoft. You don’t point out that the Emperor has no clothes.
I can’t say it
I can’t say it any better. Brother, if you don’t mind… Edited on Sept 15, 2011: Link no longer works. Removed.
The rescue workers in
The rescue workers in New York are using Magic Markers to write their names and social security numbers on their limbs. They know they are risking their own lives to save people who are most likely dead.
Reagan Airport ‘Too Close’
Reagan Airport ‘Too Close’ to D.C. funny… National Airport is still closed, although it is the only local airport the terrorists would NOT have used, since it does not allow transcontinental flights.
(washingtonpost.com) Ah… a rush
(washingtonpost.com) Ah… a rush of ego to my brain and other bodily extremities. To be quoted, in the Washington Post. And not just any quote, but to wrap up the entire article. I’m ready, Mr. Demille. Edit: The article has since been taken down. But they interviewed me in the Continue Reading
AOL sued for language
AOL sued for language in chat rooms Of all the ignorant, idiotic, overbearing, close-minded, tea-tottling, militaristic, bone-headed, asanine moves… An American citizen sueing a company based in the United States over things that were being said. Said. Said. Let me repeat that: Said. How did this person make it out Continue Reading
Powerball is up again.
Powerball is up again. Somewhere around 280,000,000 USD. And since it hit a hundred million, I’ve been playing. Like a lot of people, I think about what I might do with all that money.There’s obvious things like paying myself out of debt, and getting a better place to live. Of Continue Reading
Helms set to opt
Helms set to opt out of Senate race And the world breathes a collective sigh of relief.
D.C. Police Brace for
D.C. Police Brace for Next Month’s IMF Protests Bah! That’s all the intellectual effort that the DC police deserve. Of all the ignorant, power-tripping, bull-headed people in the world, why them? I’m still noticing distinct efforts to rewrite history to exploit. When the IMF protests took place last year in Continue Reading