Categories rant

fuck off.

I have coworkers who can’t grasp the concept of an intellectual thought coming anywhere but from their own mouths (though that isn’t the orafice I would guess). I have a boss who wouldn’t know a business decision if it bit him on the ass. I have a computer that just Continue Reading

Categories quotes

Eldred vs. Ashcroft

“There has grown in the minds of certain groups in this country the idea that just because a man or corporation has made a profit out of the public for a number of years, the government and the courts are charged with guaranteeing such profit in the future, even in Continue Reading

Categories rant

dear protester

Dear Protester, You have met the enemy, and he is you. For a few shining moments in Seattle, you stunned the world and made people believe revolution was possible. Enjoy the warmth of that moment, because reality is cold and harsh. Not only do you no longer make a difference. Continue Reading

Categories rant

JaxxSuxx

JaxxRoxx I really wanted to go see Meg Lee Chin‘s show last night at Jaxx. I could get out there via cab and subway. But the subway closes down long before most clubs. The owner was a great guy though. Offered to get me a ride back into town after Continue Reading

Categories news

wave a gun around on a pressurized plane you jackass.

“The incident on Delta Flight 442 was scary enough last month: U.S. marshals seized an unruly passenger, then one aimed a pistol at other passengers for a half hour and shouted at them to stay seated. “The event, however, didn’t end there. Unknown to most passengers on the Atlanta-to-Philadelphia flight, Continue Reading

Categories news

Punk in School

“When 15-year-old Katie Sierra wore T-shirts bearing this version of the American pledge as well as other sayings that showed her opposition to the war in Afghanistan, teachers and students at her West Virginia High School were outraged. Some students of Sissonville High School allegedly threatened to give Katie a Continue Reading

Categories news

Art & Prozac

“A statue of a falling woman — designed as a memorial to those who jumped or fell to their death from the World Trade Center — was abruptly draped in cloth and curtained off Wednesday because of complaints that it was too disturbing. “I don’t think it dignifies their deaths,” Continue Reading

Categories news

River found under Sahara

“Russian satellites have discovered a river flowing 700 feet under the Sahara. It carries enough water to supply 50,000 people and is said to surge with ‘colossal power’” — Ananova Shades of Jules Verne’s Journey to the Center of the Earth. Yes, you should read it, runt.

Categories toys

MSRP

So I bought a cool new backpack for traveling, about 2 months ago. “Made by the company that produces Swiss Army Watches.” and all. It is very cool looking, holds a ton, and is very very comfortable and strong. (I packed 5 days worth of clothes, a camera and tripod, Continue Reading

Categories news

staking

U.S. national security agencies are on alert for a terrorist attack after the discovery that a Middle Eastern man carried out suspicious surveillance of the Washington Monument, the Pentagon and other buildings in the area. The man in question videotaped the Washington Monument on the Mall on Sept. 1 and Continue Reading

Categories home

fire

I know i drive you all nuts when I say my building is on fire. I can’t help it when the fire engines show up every time I’m on the phone. Okay… so it has never been a real fire, but Samuel Clemens never got anywhere with journalism. Yesterday though, Continue Reading

Categories news

niggardly

“Stephanie Bell, a fourth-grade teacher at Williams Elementary School, taught the word "niggardly" to her class last week in an effort to improve her students’ vocabularies. Now, a parent wants her fired. Although the word means stingy, Akwana Walker said it was inappropriate to use it because it sounds similar Continue Reading