“هناك مجنون، ثم هناك مجنون الأمريكية. أنت، يا صديقي، هي مجنون الأمريكية.”
(“There is crazy, and then there is American Crazy. You, my friend, are American Crazy.”)
— Stolen from Higgins.
Crazy
Please keep in mind that this post is more than 6 years old. Who the hell knows what I was thinking back then?! Damn kids... get off my lawn!