Month: April 2002Page 1 of 3
Fifty, baby! It’s all about me.
I had a dream saturday night. Weekends are the only times I have any hope of remembering my dreams. Once the alarm wakes me on the weekdays, I…
It is a bit of a running joke in my family, that around the holidays, whenever someone asks what I would like, I always tell them “Cindy Crawford”…
“Americans are a broad-minded people. They’ll accept the fact a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater, but if a man reads comics then…
Thong-Wearing Teens Kicked Out Of Dance Oy. When uptight morals collide with sexual casualness in one person, it all goes so terribly wrong.
This is just fuckin’ disturbing. Maybe I’m slow and I missed something everyone else knew long ago. But in playing around with a flash presentation on the Post…
— explodingdog.com
“The original library of Alexandria housed 500,000 scrolls, which made it a center of culture and scholarship from the third century B.C. into the early Christian era. The…
“Likewise with the Online Personal Privacy Act. It is masquerading as pro-consumer when in fact it is pro-business. The new legislation is similar to laws passed in Europe…
Israel Lists Demands for UN Mission to Jenin (Reuters) Apr 29 2002 7:12PM UNITED NATIONS (Reuters) – Israel appealed to the United States on Monday to make sure…
Wal-Mart cultivates an aw-shucks, we’re-just-folks-from-Arkansas image of neighborly small-town shopkeepers trying to sell stuff cheaply to you and yours. Behind its soft homespun ads, however, is what one…
"You weren’t alive during the Microsoft conflict. We were beating each other with our own severed limbs."
I find it extremely disturbing that not only are there people still using Netscape and Explorer versions 3 to view my web site, there were actually a couple…
I am… nothing. I have no strong feelings in any direction (other than to castrate the asshole revving his engine out on the street at 11 at night)….
Bringing you tommorrow’s headlines today: The Caspian Sea. The next big story, (assuming the planes stay in the air).
Wait… you’re telling me that Robert Blake is still alive? Frankly, Tony WIlliams can stick his party animals where the soft money doesn’t flow. Enron is dead —…
I thought when I heard the first motorcade pass my apartment, that it was the start of a long weekend. These meetings always bring in hundreds of diplomats…
Mother Nature is a tease. It’s been over a week since the first deciduous trees sprouted leaves. But every year I know spring has come when the big…
Oh yes…. I’m cool I rock. thank you… no…. no need to send flowers. Small bills will do. upgraded to Moveable Type 2.0. worked on the first try……
A note to all salespeople, on how not to be my friend. When you come in to my job trying to sell us new telecommunication service, I will…