I’ve gotta get a

I’ve gotta get a lot more annoying. I haven’t upset anyone into posting comments in a while.

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I am tired as

I am tired as shit.
Keep your comments to yourself.
This day just did not want to be. It raced through itself, accomplishing little, and meaning less. Even my daily newsletter was pretty empty.
I didn’t even have a chance to get pissed off at anyone new today.
I remember a teacher in school left jaw droppingly shocked when I used the term ‘pissed off’. I really couldn’t believe it. Of all things to be offended by, descriptions of anatomical functions dont get much tamer than “PO’d”. I don’t think this teacher ever left her room, for in the halls she surely would have expanded her vocabulary.
Imagine… a teacher with no practical knowledge.

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Don’t mind me. Again,

Don’t mind me. Again, I have nothing to say. But it’s either this or I fold my laundry. And well… we know that isn’t going to happen. Hell, it’s a minor miracle that I got it washed on time.
And you wondered what the smell was… Not my laundry!
(was my dirty dishes.)
I can’t wait to see my father’s house. He and his wife are those people who just sort of vomit lights all over their property. It’s very cheery in a gaudy, american way. Like I said to Sara, I dont go for those serene, white strings of lights. I need the big, flashing, multicolored strings. If I could find a set that also sang off-color christmas carols, I’d be a happy camper.
I utterly depressed myself today. At the Fashion Center at Pentagon City — an overly inflated name for the mall — I was looking for a gift for my father. But I couldn’t find a book store on the mall map. So I figured I would wander around the entire place until I found it. Only, I never did.
What does it say when the place has entire stores dedicated to cigars, to baseball hats, to candles, to soap…
but no books?
Why is it getting so hard to buy books? You can argue that buying them online offers more books than ever before. But I mean… where are all the bookstores going?
I only know of two used bookstores in DC. And one or two general first run bookstores. In a city of half a million people.
Ray Bradbury was wrong. We won’t have our books taken from us. We’ve already forgotten about them.

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No wonder I am

No wonder I am having personality seizures.
My apartment is clean, damnit.

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As you can see

As you can see from my eloquent and precise use of the American-English language, I am a honored graduate of the New York Educational System.
Wanna see my Regent’s Diploma?

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Insert babbleing here. cause,

Insert babbleing here.
cause, ya see, I made a psuedo-promise a few months ago that wI would post things here even if I had nothing to say, but I have noticed a degeration in my writing lately (not to mention my love life).
I do have one thing I want to write about. But not now. I am still pondering. Have my little list of thoughts taped to my forhead, cause I never remember shit I was thinking about unless I right it down.
This in contrast of course to the fact that I remember everything anyone else was thinking, or saying, or doing, or…
Man, I should remember to breath more deeply.
Here come the sirens. If you know me at all, then you know what I’m talking about.
Building holiday party was tonight. Beautiful women, prodigious amounts of alcohol, and apartments only a few feet away. MMMMmmmm….
I ought to buy one of those ‘word-a-day’ calendars.
I am expecting something good soon. But only if I survive the weekend. Bio terror attack on Sunday or Monday. Tha’s his story anyway. But if people crashing planes into skyscrapes didn’t know the truth until the boarded, I’m not really in the mood to humor a putz from California who had his coming of age crisis while in Pakistan and decided to shoot at the US Marines.
Fooooooooooooooooood. My gut is rumbling. The taco’s in the freeezer are calling my name. (Come to butthead! … sorry… flashback)
For someone who didn’t have anything to say, my own oral flatulance amazes me.

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The US pulls out

The US pulls out of the ABM treaty, while Russia calls it a mistake.
Argentia faces a general strike.
Afganastan would implode if there was anything left of it.
Suicidal attackers assault the Indian parliment.
Isreal cut off contact with the Palestinians and Palestine declares Isreals action acts of war.
Maybe the al Queda aren’t such fools. If I knew of any place, I would be crawling into the nearest hole in the ground right now too.

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What the hell happened

What the hell happened to today? My whole sense of time just shifted. Since I forgot to do my laundry last night, I dragged my butt out of bed early this morning to finish it. (Actually I woke up at 4:30 in the morning, but there was no way in hell I was dealing with soiled underwear at that time of day).
So for a change, I actually accomplished something before work. Normally I’m lucky to get my shoes on before 9 AM.
Monday mornings usually slip by due to our staff meeting, which breaks up the time. But by the time my body started saying ‘lunch’, I looked at the clock to see that it was 1:30 already. I didn’t actually eat till 2, followed by a meeting at three. Then I just worked on smoe projects for the next two hours.
I guess it was all there. But it… *ftt*… right by.

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Worst-Case Scenario: The U.S. Has None

Imagine the unimaginable: The president, in the White House, the vice president, at the National Observatory, and all Cabinet members, in their respective agency headquarters, are killed in a terrorist attack on downtown Washington. So are all members of Congress, except the few who happen to be out of town.

What happens to the Republic?

Dana Milbank
You know, it really doesn’t make me feel better when they’re actually thinking about things like this.

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Big Stink Over a Simple Link

In a letter to a consultant in Britain who runs a personal website that has not been especially nice to KPMG, the company said it had discovered a link on his site to www.kpmg.com, and that the website owner, Chris Raettig, should “please be aware such links require that a formal Agreement exist between our two parties, as mandated by our organization’s Web Link Policy.”

wired.com
You know you’ve subordinated all independent thought to the organization when you can no longer see how ridiculous you’ve become.
From a technical standpoint, as the article states, if every link on the web had to be mutually agreed upon, there would be no web. (You figure it out… some 60 billion pages on the web with probably 3 links each, minimum.) And to imply that you have a right to say who can and cannot link to your site means you believe you have editorial control over a someone else’s intellectual property.
Can you believe companies pay millions of dollars to an organization that has so little grasp on the common sense workings of the World Wide Web.
Or maybe not.
There are supposedly 25 million regular direct internet users in the United States right now. That is about one tenth of the population of the country. Now figure that no more than one in ten of those users has a strong grasp of the history and workings of the internet (web included).
That’s about 1 percent of the people in this country who might find this story truly ridiculous. And every day as more people come online, the ‘power users’ are a shrinking proportion.
So when the overwhelming majority of people don’t know any better, and they’re simply told that they’ve done wrong, in a non-confrontational society as the US has become, …
Who’s left to tell KPMG to fuck off?

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Man picked up outside White House had knife and truck loaded with weapons

The man then volunteered that he had more weapons, directing officers to his parked truck opposite the Treasury Department on the far side of the White House complex. Officers found an SKS assault rifle in plain view on the front seat, Mackin said. Also in the truck, which had Idaho plates registered to the man, were a rifle with scope, a handgun, a Kevlar helmet and a bulletproof vest.

AP
It’s always comforting to read about shit like this after I walked right by there at lunch time. And within half a block on my way to work this morning.
The sad thing is that the world is so fucked up right now, this story didn’t even make local news.
When I left work, I was almos feeling guilty about not going to the National Christmas Tree lighting.
On a good year, there is a crowd of a couple hundred people standing in the cold, waiting for 2 hours, jockeying for position to peek through the fences, trailers, bleachers, and crowds.
I’ve done that twice.
This year, the entire street was cordoned off all afternoon leading up to the event. No backpacks allowed. People being searched before approaching the field.
It just weren’t worth it.
Like so many other things in Federal City lately, everything is focused on the television audience. Camera operators are VIPs and politicians are reading scripts.
Does anybody remember anymore that you needn’t be a politician to be elected to office?

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Ashcroft, Canadian leaders hail agreement to bolster border security

“Ashcroft said the use of the National Guard troops will be a temporary measure to assist Border Patrol personnel overtaxed by heightened security measures put in place after the terrorist attacks.

“It’s not a militarization of the border or a fortification of the border,” Ashcroft said.

For what the Justice Department described as an “initial phase,” 419 National Guard troops will be deployed in 12 states bordering Canada.”

Ummmm…..
bullshit.
I don’t remember ever hearing about a temporary government action.

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Bush cyber-security adviser wants

Bush cyber-security adviser wants Internet users to get free security software
What did I just say?
This bodes ill.
Am I the only one that becomees suspicious when the government advocates forcing people to install certian pieces of software on their computer?
It’s not incredibly brilliant in execution anyway. Right now there is no reasonable way to force people to keep such things up to date. Hell, you won’t even get half the people to install the shit.

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I looked at my

I looked at my reflection in the elevator button panel. And of course I thought…
“Damn, I’m beautiful.”
Maybe I need to cut back on the sugar.
I went into work today to set up the computers for a new employee who’s starting tomorrow. And man, if I didn’t mooch out everything in that office of any value for use in my office. I have a new stereo, computer and monitor stand. I was generous and left them the lamp. New people really get left with the shit.

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This is World AIDS

This is World AIDS Day.
This is a shitty day.
This is they day we cannot allow ourselves to forget the people living and dieing with these diseases.
HIV and AIDS are not pretty diseases, or particularly epic. Your body simply becomes so weak it cannot defend itself from the smalest of infections. You won’t die of AIDS, or anything to dramatic. You will most likely be snuffed out by a common cold.
Death by runny nose.
And there are 40 million people who have experienced this so far.
Forty Million.
That is just an insane number.
Nearly 1 out of every hundred people is infected with at least HIV. That would be like wipeing out all of the Metro New York area, and beyond. This is an epidemic. And it is not going away.
Don’t be lulled into a sense of security by the lack of news reports. These reporters just can’t find a story any more after 2 decades of overindulging themselves on it.
This is a uniquely human disease too. What other species would continue to so rapidly spread a disease that is so hard to transmit. I mean no insult to the people living with AIDS or HIV, but in todays world, you would be hard pressed to not know about it, and how it is spread. Only an radical exchange of bodily fluids.
Of course I am wierd, but it has been a long time since I had contact with a major dose of anyone else’s bodily fluids.
So how do we have 40 million people suffering?
While I hope and dream we find the resources to cure this disease, I am more seriously concerned with educating people to the point where a cure is not so vital.
This brings us to the close of my brief attempt at being someewhat meaningful.
I leave you with a few links, to organizations who deal with AIDS, that I have personally worked with. These are not business people. They generally make little money. And have no hope of curing the disease or making a major difference to the world. But they saw people suffering, and they want to do whatever they can to help.
AIDS Nutrition Services Alliance
National Episcopal AIDS Coalition
National Minority AIDS Council

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