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Nuremburg, revisited.

Cockroaches in Coke Is Secret Potion

New York sues Network Associates Thank you.

Concerns already were raised over the weekend by immigration and Colombian activists about the film’s Colombian characters. — My AOL | Today’s News Stupid, stupid, stupid. If we take this to it’s logical conclusion, we cannot have people who do bad things in stories (note the word ‘stories’) be from… Continue Reading

Terrorism is a crime against all humanity. It knows no ethnic, religious or other national or geographic boundaries, and we must see it in that context. — Colin Powell This really is one of the few intelligent comments I’ve heard on all this. It neither relies on kneejerk patriotism, nor Continue Reading

My STupid act of the day: Store apologizes for fried chicken special in honor of Black History month

Okay. It’s official. Pat Buchanan is on crack: But can this sentiment bring together a nation as divided as we were over the Florida returns? That was over something that went to the heart of what people believed. The best criterion to judge how people voted in 2000 was how Continue Reading

Study: Basic cable raunchier than broadcast TV "South Park," an animated show on Comedy Central, was overall the most "offensive series," the study said, with a per-hour combined average of 126 violent or raunchy moments. " Next you’ll be telling me that MTV or VH1 play too much music. This Continue Reading

"The Chair," with John McEnroe as host, may have won its personal battle with Fox, but could be in some danger itself. It drew 9.8 million viewers last Tuesday, ranking No. 57 for the week. How sad is it that 10 milion people actualy took the time to watch that Continue Reading

So I think for the time being, my web site is set. I have completed most of the templates in the new CMS, so my journal will work and look beautiful, much liike myself. And I have a new front page, again featuring my reluctant model, Lea. I really wish Continue Reading

And in a case of being absolutley the last person on earth to the table, AOL has decided to sue Microsoft for anti-competative practices. I believe this is what’s known as “picking over the remains”.

“O’Neil is alleging that while she shopped there on Oct. 19, 1999, a creature that appeared to be a lizard jumped out of a tropical plant display, and she tripped over the animal. As a result, she experienced extreme pain and suffering, and permanent injuries, resulting in loss of earnings Continue Reading

This bill is brought to you by the same people who told youy not to distribute condoms in high schools because it would lead to teen sex. I went to high school. You went to high school. My friends didn’t start having sex in high school. They started having sex Continue Reading

Notables and no-names alike searched at airports Is there anyone out there who doesn’t think that this who “search-a-senator’ story is just one big public relations ploy to make the little people feel better and accept all the changes? Frankly the airports are being run by inbred morons who couldn’t Continue Reading

So if the first American killed by ‘Enemy’ fire in Afghanastan just happened this week… then how did the CIA agent killed in the prison revolt die? I don’t remember hearing the term ‘friendly-fire’, but there aren’t a whole lot of alternatives.

New Times Broward Palm-Beach unravels the abiding mystery of Youree Cleomili Harris, or possibly Youree Dell Harris, a/k/a Miss Cleo. Here’s an interesting nugget: Callers to her Psychic Hotline get instantly “upgraded” to “preferred customer” status, which allows them to dial in to a different number for consultations. That number Continue Reading

The Sun Yep. God forbid we pull our asses out of the renessience and start painting people realistically, as opposed to idealistically, even if they are the queen.

The US pulls out of the ABM treaty, while Russia calls it a mistake. Argentia faces a general strike. Afganastan would implode if there was anything left of it. Suicidal attackers assault the Indian parliment. Isreal cut off contact with the Palestinians and Palestine declares Isreals action acts of war. Continue Reading

Imagine the unimaginable: The president, in the White House, the vice president, at the National Observatory, and all Cabinet members, in their respective agency headquarters, are killed in a terrorist attack on downtown Washington. So are all members of Congress, except the few who happen to be out of town. Continue Reading

In a letter to a consultant in Britain who runs a personal website that has not been especially nice to KPMG, the company said it had discovered a link on his site to www.kpmg.com, and that the website owner, Chris Raettig, should “please be aware such links require that a Continue Reading