I discovered heaven today.

I discovered heaven today.
They sell it at starbucks. It’s called a Whipped Caramel Cider.
Speaking of the great Satan, did ya notice you can’t even view their site if you refuse to accept cookies. And why not? Because Passport needs cookies.
Isn’t there something intrinsicly evil about Microsoft and Starbucks teaming up to steal…er…store your personal information?

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“The Heineken Foundation supports

“The Heineken Foundation supports the development of urban-influenced music by offering financial support for the creation of this art form. Each year, the Foundation will develop a new CD highlighting emerging urban artists and featuring established ones. A portion of the sales will go toward non-profits like VH1 Save the Music — providing additional resources for urban school music programs.”

urban artists?
*cough*bullshit*cough*

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What makes you think

What makes you think the government has your best interests at heart? Even your own cat shits in your sneakers.

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Okay people. Time to

Okay people. Time to buy you a hat. Seems your brains are frozen again.

The biggest privacy concern this week is Bugs. A little unseen image that sits on a web page and *gasp* reveals all kind of information about your computer. It’s terrible because it may give out your information to people you don’t even know about.

Small detail here.

This is exactly the way every web page and every browser has ever worked. Every file you load in your web browser… every image, every text file, every sound file… every time you load one of these from a server out there on the ‘net, they have access to quite a bit of information about you. Your IP address, what you loaded, the time and date.

And something no one else has mentioned in their reviews of these bugs, they can also see where you just came from, and where you go next.

This is the way it has always been people. This is akin to being shocked that someone is reading a billboard you put up.

The more in depth articles point out that someone could pass ‘cookie’ information on to the bug owner this way. Of course, if you have taken any time to learn about the web browser you are using, you probably set it not to return cookies to anyone except the person who set them. Otherwise you do stand a chance of broadcasting private information to god knows who.

Don’t be stupid people. I know it’s what you’re good at, but still…

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Yep, this pretty much

Yep, this pretty much describes how I feel.
I know the picture will have changed within ten minutes, and make no sense to anyone in the future, but hey… welcome to the internet.
Due to a brief lapse of sanity, I flipped to MTV a little while ago. I can’t believe they found a game show with shallower contestants than Weakest Link. I’m not even sure if it’s real.

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In trying to avoid

In trying to avoid our friendly neighborhood bullys (a.k.a. Police) recently, I found myself stepping through the looking glass. I simply walked around to the back of one building that I have passed many times. But behind there, it was a whole different city, so it seemed.
Two or three blocks form the Capitol, and the building was the Department of Agriculture. The front is prime tourism grounds. Big buildings with a view of the skyline. A Starbucks on every corner, and a policeman at every crosswalk.
Behing the Ag, it all just stops. The buildings become non-descript. Streets are replaced by commuter highways and on/off ramps.
This isn’t an area you see if you can help it. Tourists would politely run for their lives and brag about it to their neighbors. District residents would never be there in the first place. And with no businesses or important officials in residence, the police could care less.
The only people there are sitting on the stoop of the Homeless Center, the only public building visable in the area. Three men in the dirty brown overcoats and boots with no laces. Three men homeless.
Not the homeless you see on the street normally, who push around a shopping cart while screaming at God, nor the panhandlers who work the corners and Metro stops after work. And certianly not the addicts and conmen (they’re always men) who sometimes give performances so good you pay them just for the quality of their work.
These were men without a home. They do want better, but have no way to get it. No way to get out of the condition they’re in. The jobs they can find hardly pay enough to eat and drink. If you don’t have enough money to improve your own condition, how do you convince someone to hire you for a better job? And likewise in reverse. Without a lot of luck or a lot of help, these men are going to be sitting on that stoop for a long time.
The won’t be lonely. Estimates for true homeless people in the District range from the hundreds to the thousands.
I don’t care how hardened you are. It will get to you when a young woman sits in a doorway to Wendy’s crying. She doesn’t want your money or your pity. She just wants someone to buy her something to eat.
I stood watching the anti-war protestors setting up in Freedom Plaza a few weeks ago. It was wonderfully active. Everyone was making sure they were heard, from the protestors, to the conspirists, to the communists. But off in the corner, on al but empty benches, slept a man. On a frigid windy day, he lay there in his spring jacket and sandles, trying to sleep. Makes it hard to take seriously war protestors seeking justice for every factory worker in Malaysia.
God bless America. This is our Capitol.

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News: Microsoft: Stop leaking

News: Microsoft: Stop leaking bug code!
Microsoft really needs to bite my ass.
They can start complaining about people releasing information about how to hack into their products as soon as they release products that are not the most bug riddled things on earth. If it weren’t for their dominant market position, they would never get away with selling any of their products. There are better, more efficient, cheaper alternatives to almost everything they produce.

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And I Quote Given

Given the sense of stress and fear over the last few days, the quotes below have been sticking in my mind. Consider these comments:

I’m very much afraid that I might be
the next victim because innocent people
are being killed because they’re in the
way of the situation.

– Rhona L.

I’m afraid I’ll be the next victim because
I never know what would happen. Just like a
lot of these deaths, I could just be an innocent
bystander and an attack could start and I could
be the one to get killed.

– Michelle B.

You don’t know your own fate. Even though I’m
not a member of a gang or a drug group and I don’t
possess a gun, and even try to stay out of conflicts
with other people, that doesn’t say, “Well, yeah,
I’m safe.” I may be an innocent bystander or a victim
of revenge. So I’m not safe.

– Donna H.

I am not afraid, because the way I see it is that if
it’s gonna happen, it’s gonna happen. You can never
stop it.

– Anthony P.

Yes, I’m afraid, but if it comes and I see it coming,
I’ll definitely protect myself. The reason I’m afraid
is that I will have a big decision – either I kill or
I will be killed and it frightens me.

– Leacroft T.

I know five people who have been killed and no
reason … I had to go to five funerals one
after the other … Sometimes I wish I could
just isolate myself from society but I can’t
so I just have to face it.

– Gillian C.

These comments were not collected in the aftermath of the September 11th attacks or the recent Anthrax exposures. These are excerpts from the journal entries of students in an English class I taught at a high school in the Crown Heights section of Brooklyn in 1992.

–from Nextdraft, 10.17.2001

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Hey… I was ahead

Hey… I was ahead of the curve, by what… 12 hours?
I feel special. Or at least, that’s the term my doctor uses to describe me.

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You fucking wimps. (These

You fucking wimps.
(These particular morons live in Stratton, Ohio, but I speak to every person who lets shit like this happen.)
The reader’s digest version: Stratton, OH requires all people going door-to-door to get a permit from the town hall. To do so they must give their names and addresses and affiliation with the cause for the last five years.
You need a law to protect you from what? Someone talking to you? These kind of laws are why people can sue for mental distress. You have no right to where they can and cannot evangalize or promote. You know what your right is?
To slam the fucking door in their face.
I heartily recommend you practice this as frequently as possible. If you don’t like someone, don’t listen. It doesn’t even require any effort. It is a complete lack of effort (something americans tend to be pretty good at).
I don’t care if it is meant to protect you from fraud. You can only be defrauded if you let it happen. Use your mind for once. And telling people they have to register their name and religious affiliation in order to evangalize is blatently unconstitutional and pretty damn scarey.
If you can’t stand the real world, go home, lock the door, draw the curtians, and start watching Springer. But don’t expect laws to preserve your piece of mind.

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I know I have

I know I have commented enthusiastically about the RIAA before, and their ignorant, self-destructive, monopolistic efforts to control music. But you gotta give it to them. If yur gonna be an ass, you might as well be the biggest ass.
They’re joining everyone and their grandmother in trying to tack on riders to the anti-terrorism bills going through congres right now. These bills are scarey enough on their own, without the help of the big-three media companies.
They weren’t so much trying to add anything, as to grant themselves special exceptions. In this case, to make themselves immune to prosecution.
What are they afraid of being prosecuted for, that could possibly relate to terrorism? (Besides forcing people to listen to another Hanson album). The exemption they want involves a portion of the bill that classifys any hack on a computer that results in 5 grand or more of damages as an act of terrorism.
Why do they need to be exempt from this?
The only answer that has come up so far is that they literally want the ability to hack into individual’s computers in an effort to locate and destroy illegally distributed music. Or as this article puts it, “RIAA’s License to Virus”. And if they accidently destroy the contents of your hard drive while they’re at it? Well they wouldn’t have been legally liable.
RIAA: Judge, Jury, and Executioner
Bite my friggin ass.

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Blogger is weblogs for

Blogger is weblogs for dummies.
Right?
So why am I doing more handcodeing now than I have in years?
All the little markups and links in posts. Tweaking the templates so they work with blogger. learning PHP to add the commenting system.
I started doing web pages over 7 years ago. No choice back then to but to know HTML and hand-codeing. And Unix, since it was all done out of shell accounts.
But as of late, dreamweaver has been my friend.
Of course, bloggers getting me off my ass and starting my journal again also renewed my interest in creating web pages, and updating my whole web site.
We’ll see how this turns out.

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Are you pondering what

< weiny whineing >
Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Signs.
I’ve been working on a couple projects that involve very old pictures of various towns. It’s caused my to take closer looks around me now, especially when I’m out taking pictures. And in the last hundred years city landscapes have become incredibly cluttered.
street signs
lights
roadmarkings
I doubt there’s an intersection in this city with less than 8 signs surrounding it. Most have 3 or 4 times that many. Two blocks from my place, there are two signs on the same corner, going the same direction, that both forbid right turns at a certian time. The problem is, the times conflict with each other.
Even where there aren’t conflicting signs, there are usually redundant ones. Or totally ointless ones. The most current trend in DC is to put up signs reminding people that causing gridlock in intersections is illegal.
Who
fucking
cares.
If you have enough mental capacity to drive, you ought to know that pulling into a crowded intersection is a stupid idea. And if you couldnt figure that out, the 6 ton city bus that is going to come barreling at you will likely clarify the point.
If you don’t think we’re becoming inured to it all, then why are the newest signs all done in flourescent yellow and green?
With an average of 15 signs at any given city intersection, and people haveing 1-3 seconds to look at signs, do you think anyone is getting all this information?
There needs to be a review of city signage, with brevity and clarity in mind. And a strong consideration for aestetics and usability. Put some standards in place, man.
I said this would be a ridiculous post. But I look at these old pictures of the city and you see people, and architecture, and skylines. I look today, and you see streetlights, and powerlines, and signposts every 10 feet.

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I refuse to be

I refuse to be so trendy as to have a list of blogs I like running down the side of this page. It’s none of you’re damn business what I read. Unless I feel the need to subject you to it of course.
However, as I’ve shown before, I am not above mentioning blogs that I find particularly interesting. This girl (gerl) Is one of the better writers I’ve found. Very eloquent, outspoken, intelligent, and damn cute. (Remind you of anyone else we know?)

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I was walking through

I was walking through Georgetown today after leaving the flea market, looking for a Chinese place to eat. I passed this… guy. I had to look twice because my mind just didn’t process him the first time. He had to be in his late 40s/early 50s. He had close cropped white hair going in every direction but down. There was a patch over one eye, and a maniacal look over the other. He was wearing cut-off camouflage pants and a sleeveless white t-shirt, and just leaning on newspaper box.
Should have expected him. I had just passed the mental health center.

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Even with all my

Even with all my bitching about people overreacting, I notice I’ve gotten a bit jumpy. It used to be when I hear loud noises out in the city I just assumed some numbnuts smashed their car up. But I’ve caught myself straining to listen to every crash and boom in the last month.
Comments about undoubted attempts at further terrorism ain’t helpin.And quite frankly, the talking heads, and the president (the Talking Ken Doll), really need to stop mentioning them. It does no good. If you don’t think there are always efforts to attack the US, originating from inside or out, well then you’re still the same dumbass I told you that you were a few weeks ago.
*right turn*
About a year or two ago, I was talking to Sara about one of my inspirations. They hit me about once a month. Sometimes they become something great, but ussually, like in this case thus far, they fall miserably by the wayside. Anyways… in this case I was thinking about creating a newsletter/magazine. It would be distributed online in PDF format. I would (hopefully) get articles and stories contributed by people who were writing online. Cause, ya see, back then, it was still a new thing. I know maybe 5 or 6 people who were seriously writing online. (There’s still not a whole lot of serious writers online). I figured it would give the writers a chance to distribute their work, and me a chance to utilize my design skills with no client screwing it up.
My, how times have changed.I think it would be a lot harder now. Writing on the ‘Net isn’t as unique anymore. And someone stole the damn (a gram is better than a damn) name I wanted to use.
*left turn*
So I was listening to the Fastbacks on the subway today. They’re one of those bands you go back and listen to so you don’t forget how good they are. Not to mention how much better they are than listening to tourists who are scared of the automatic doors on the train cars.
Speaking of which, did you know Franconia and Springfield are pretty damn far away?

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“It would be easy

“It would be easy to poisen your corn flakes, but astronomically difficult to poisen all the cornflakes in the entire country.”
Moron.
You would cause much more terror and problems by not infecting the entire batch. Terrorism would involve contaminating only a few selected sites at random locations across the country. It would leave everyone paniced about their cxhances of being the next victim, as opposed to simply not buying corn flakes.
*end rant*

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